Orison of Enlightenment
dontwipe:

what is she doing with that pokeball

dontwipe:

what is she doing with that pokeball

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

dapperpants:


meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

dapperpants:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

image

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

Antonio de Magianis/Ezio Auditore - Ezio invents a Starbucks drink
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allsoundsasscreed:

Antonio: Avanti, Ezio (Come in, Ezio). Prego (Welcome). Can I offer you something? Biscotti (Biscuit)? Un caffè (A coffee)?

Ezio: What’s caffè (coffee)?

Antonio: An interesting concoction, brought to me by a Turk merchant. Here, have a taste.

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Ezio: A little bitter if you ask me. It just seems lacking somehow….I don’t know. Have you considered adding sugar, maybe? Or latte (milk)?

Happy National Coffee Day!

my-wayward-shawn:

offensiveheritage:

This was on the news today, are you kidding me?

WHAT THE FUCK

cadoized:

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the projectimage

girlwiththepurpleframes:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

girlwiththepurpleframes:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

meatbicyclevevo:

why do I get invited to kids parties

shesmokesherb:

esslaurent:

hangovers:

me

my reaction to everything in the mall

I belong in the thrift shop lol

shesmokesherb:

esslaurent:

hangovers:

me

my reaction to everything in the mall

I belong in the thrift shop lol